The News at TIM – Mid Week Musings (No: 32)

Welcome to this week’s Musings!

Inspired by a recent comment by Azazel I bring you …

TIM’s 12 Laws of Modelling

  1. The “To Do List” only gets longer;
  2. The increase in the neglected pile is directly proportional to the number of recent items bought;
  3. Modelling is only stress free when you don’t give a shit what the end result looks like;
  4. How right it looks matters far more than how accurate it is;
  5. Only when a figure becomes obsolete do you realize how much you should have bought it when you had the chance;
  6. Only when you have implemented a solution to a problem do you find a better way to have resolved it;
  7. No matter how much you clear your working space there is always something in the way;
  8. Only when you sit down to start modelling will you remember (or be reminded) that there was something else you had to do first;
  9. Disruptions only happen at critical construction/painting moments;
  10. Essential items required to complete a model only run out when the shops are closed;
  11. The item you have set your heart on will always be out of stock;
  12. The model show you most want to go to will always clash with another event you cannot get out of.

Please feel free to add to the list or highlight a favorite!

This week TIM has been listening to …

Robert Palmer.  Two classic tracks, firstly “Addicted to Love” (Tina Turner does a great cover of this too by the way) followed by “Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)”.

Oh, and for anyone who thinks the two videos are a tad sexist for today’s sensitive community check out Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like A Women” video produced many years after Robert Palmer’s.  I wonder where she got the idea from?  That’s equality for you!

This week TIM has been watching …

The Detectorists.

Had my brother not put me onto this series it would have passed me by and as it turns out that would have been a shame.  For those of you who may not have heard of the show it features Mackenzie Crook (The Office, Pirates of the Caribbean), is set in rural England and is about a Metal Detecting club and its members.  Sounds bazaar but it works.  Well my brother and I think it does.

So far there have been three series of six episodes along with a Christmas special or two.  A bit like Marmite (Vegemite) I guess you will love it or hate it but I’ll throw it out there for you to make up your own mind or comment on if you have seen it.

One thing that it does highlight for me is that there is comedy gold to be had in all walks of life regardless of how random the subject is.  When the time comes to put down my painting brushes I think I’m going to have a go at writing about the adventures of the modelling and blogging community.  An untapped source if ever there was one.

From here on in you better watch what you say!

Did you know …

Viagra is widely used in hospitals to stop little old men from rolling out of bed?

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Until next time.

TIM

Operation Overlord – A 28mm WW2 Diorama (Part 2 – Building No: 2)

Work on the second building for this diorama is almost complete.  Some additional weathering to be done along with some base work once the building is in situ but that’s for later.  Overall an easier build than Building No: 1 – See link to previous post below – which I pretty much anticipated.

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The theme going around in my head has the diorama set in the early hours of the morning which to my mind means a Brassiere would be closed.  This allowed me to put blinds at the windows making the place look shut up, so seeing inside wasn’t a significant issue.  However, I did decided to have one window which could be seen through as I’m now considering the idea of lighting.  We’ll see how that idea goes!

I wont describe the build process in great detail, mainly because it was done along the same lines as the previous post.  Instead I’ll simply highlight the bits which were different and show stage development photos of the build at the end.

A bed was made and wall paper added to the “room” that can be seen into just to be on the safe side.  Just how visible any of it will be if it is lit up remains to be seen.

The “Brassiere” lettering was outlined on the MDF but needed carefully painting.  It went well but was time consuming.

Azazel reminded me of a good tip for tiling the roof, specifically to do so using strips instead of individual tiles.  I had been made aware of this technique a while ago but had forgotten about it so I was grateful for the reminder.  However, having done the first build with individual tiles I decided to go the same way again, fearful that the outcome might look odd.  It probably wouldn’t have done but once again I chose not to leave things to chance.

Probably the stand out feature for me, and certainly the most problematic, was the addition of the “Dubonnet” wall advert.  Painted wall adverts are pretty common in France, well they were back in the 1940s,  so I was very keen to add a simple one.  I ruled out free hand without some guidelines because I didn’t feel confident of getting it right, so I thought I would trace the words on.  Unfortunately the textured finish using a sample I made simply didn’t want to know. The idea of making a stencil crossed my mind but when I looked at doing one it was evident straight away that this wouldn’t work either.  Far to intricate.  I was stumped.  I gave YouTube a go but my searches threw up nothing until by pure chance I discovered a craft tutorial.

In the tutorial the artist took a stone, covered it in PVA and then stuck a picture printed on ordinary paper to it face down.  It was then left to completely dry.  Once dried water was rubbed onto the back of the paper which removed the paper slowly and left the picture, albeit inverted, on the stone.  Presumably the PVA absorbed all the ink and retained a very, very thin layer of the existing paper.  Not a technique I had ever come across before.  Anyway, I thought I would give it a go.

The first thing I had to do was print the word.  I chose to go with “Dubonnet”, a drink which has been around since 1846 so would therefore have been relevant in the 1940s.  I typed it out in Word Art on the PC and played about with sizing.  I then flipped the wording so that it would read the correct way around when glued face down.  Applied the PVA to the chinchilla render and left it to dry.  The next day I rubbed water onto the paper and what you see is pretty much what I got.  A bit of weathering and a few minor touch ups and I ended up with something I was quite pleased with.  Doubtless someone will say “all you needed to do was …”.

So there you have it, an almost complete second building.  Work will now start on the third building and probably the last one for this diorama.  This build may prove to be the more time consuming as I think much more of the internal building will be visible but more on that in a future post.

Development pictures below.

TIM

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The News at TIM – Mid Week Musings (No: 31)

We’ll come to this week’s Musings!

They Shall Not They Grow Old

I mentioned last week that I was off to the cinema to see the Peter Jackson documentary “They Shall Not Grow Old”, a documentary about the Great War timed to remind us of its conclusion 100 years ago this coming November.  The viewing I went to was the films premier and included live coverage of the red carpet entrance and interviews followed after the film with a live Q&A session with the man himself, Peter Jackson.  In short it was a great evening and the film itself is quite remarkable, as were the various insights provided by Peter during the Q&A.

Once I got rid of the image of Jackson looking remarkably like a Hobbit and focused on what he actually had to say it became apparent very quickly just what an incredible individual he is.  Inspired by his own family connections to the war he has produced an amazing film.

It was my intention to provide a more in depth review but the day after the film a BBC critic published his own account so I thought it would be easier to post a link to that instead (See below).  The only thing I found myself disagreeing with him on was the length of the film.  As a critic I guess he has to say something negative and if this is all he could come up with then it’s rather pathetic.  I can only conclude that he has prostate problems as personally, and from talking to one or two people afterwards, they could have bolted on another 3 or 4 hours and it wouldn’t have been too long as far as I am concerned.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45910189

Perhaps the thing to note is that the film is due for a more general release around the 11th November and according to the critic is scheduled to be shown on the BBC too.

Each to their own but I would urge anyone to see it.

Think I’m going to have to do a few more WW1 dioramas!

What Goes Around Comes Around! 

Money is generally behind everything and so it was when between the years of 1996 to 2005 when I worked at the HSBC Group Management Training College. One of many responsibilities that I had was to manage the training departments multi-million pound budget, something which was much easier said than done.

The biggest problem was the trainers themselves. A great bunch of people and without a doubt the most creative group of individuals that I have ever had the privilege to work with. The problem was that their creativity knew no bounds and they would not be constrained by costs. Although I admired many of their ideas I repeatedly found myself telling them what they couldn’t have and what they could.

It’s probably reasonable to assume that similar situations exist within modelling companies. A designer is sitting there somewhere with all manner of wonderful ideas floating around his/her head.  Unfortunately someone somewhere else in the company has a keen eye on a budget, how much a customer is willing to pay and therefore just how much can be invested in design and creativity.

And here I am now moaning from time to time about creativity being restricted by some arsehole who controls a budget!

This week TIM has been listening to …

… The B-52’s and Love Shack, the 12″ Remixed Extended Version.  Very fond memories of an office party decades ago … !

This week TIM has been watching …

Inspired by having been to see “They Shall Not Grow Old” I decided to watch “Blackadder Goes Forth”.  A classic series and just as funny every time I watch it.  If I had to pick a favorite episode then I’d have to go with “Private Plane” featuring Rik Mayall as Lord Flashheart, his character just cracks me up.  So, for a bit of nostalgia quite a few Flasheart quotes!

“All right men, let’s do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite like you treat your women … get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back”.

“Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to *my* railings and suffer a jet movement gets *my* vote!”

Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?  “Because the pants haven’t been built yet that’ll take the job on!”

“Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn’t it? Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later”.

“Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I’m missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn’t want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go ‘oh, what’s the point in living any more?’ I’m talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett’s driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob so she’ll be used to a fellow like me. Woof!

No, not in half an hour you rubber desk-johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I’ll fly back home and give your wife something to hang her towels on!

Right! Let’s dig out your best booze and talk about me till the car comes!”

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you’d normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I’m not totally stupid. I’ve got the kind of feeling you’d rather we hadn’t come”.

“Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn’t mean that I’m not sick of this damn war: the blood, the noise, the endless poetry”.

 

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Until next time.

TIM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kelly’s Heroes – 28mm Artizan Figures (The October Challenge)

The Azazel challenge for October was to complete a unit of at least 3 figures and/or an Ork for Orktober.  As I typically do single figures, vignettes and dioramas unit challenges don’t naturally fit with what I do.  Having said that I love the challenges and whenever possible like the idea of contributing something.  With so much to do at the moment I limited my self to the unit challenge only, I’ll have a crack at an Ork some other time, might even call it IRO!

I didn’t really have any idea what to do for a unit but when I was searching the Artizan website for something else I discovered this 28mm three figure set representing the primary characters from the classic film Kelly’s Heroes.  So here we have Kelly, Big Joe and Oddball.  I’m not sure Kelly or Big Joe are great representations of the actual characters either in sculpting terms (like I have the right to be critical!) or in respect of my paint job but the sculpt of Oddball is excellent in my opinion and unmistakably “him”.

I suspect I am not alone in nominating Oddball as my favorite character from the film so for a little added nostalgia a few Oddball classics lines …

“A Sherman can give you a very nice… edge”

“Crazy… I mean like, so many positive waves… maybe we can’t lose, you’re on!

“I’m drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know”

“It’s a wasted trip baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers”

Images of the three figures below.

TIM

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The News at TIM – Mid Week Musings (No: 30)

Welocme to this weeks Musings!

My Hero

I’d forgotten how long ago it was that I published my first hero post so the next one is well overdue!  Next up is …

Bruce Lee (1940 – 1973)

As I mentioned in my original post some time ago my hero’s come in all shapes and sizes and with no obvious logical link, well not to me at any rate.

Why Bruce?

To answer that question I need to firstly go back and reflect on life in the 70s and how I remember things.

When I was a teenager in the 70s screen hero’s, be it at the cinema or on TV, followed a pattern. They were lean, mean, tall (e.g. Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry) and sometimes suave and sophisticated (e.g. Shaun Connery as James Bond 007). What they weren’t was small and Chinese. Martial Arts wasn’t a familiar term and although I’d heard of Judo and Karate nobody really participated in these sports. Even if there had been sufficient clubs, which there were not, it simply wasn’t the done thing.

Then along came an Cowboy Western TV series called “Kung Fu” which starred David Carradine as a western looking Chinaman who possessed a few basic but cool skills for dealing with thrown punches and flying arrows which few of us had ever seen. It was tame but different and served as a small taster of far better things to come.

Word had arrived of a guy called Bruce Lee who could take on a small army with nothing but his bare hands. It was possible in some cinemas to see this with your own eyes providing you were willing to suffer dreadful dubbed dialogue and equally dreadful story lines. Bruce’s first films – Fist of Fury, The Big Boss – were in limited box office circulation but the fight sequences were awesome in there day. “The Way of the Dragon” was a significant notch up and featured Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee in an epic fight sequence set in the Coliseum, Rome which is still held in high regard to this day. You can find it on YouTube and it’s well worth a watch in my opinion. However, it took Hollywood to set Bruce on the path to super stardom and to catapult Martial Arts into the minds of every young adult male of that era. The film of course was “Enter the Dragon”.

With a decent budget Hollywood produced what I believe was the first English speaking Martial Arts film of the day.  Today the film looks dated and the story line is pretty poor too but the fight sequences which at the end of the day was what it was all about are as good today as they were back then. Choreographed for real by Bruce himself they have stood the test of time. The film was a major box office hit and I can remember having to join a very long queue in order to get in to see the film. When I did get to see it I was blown away. Hard to imagine in this day and age that something was so original and so different to anything which had gone before and so exciting too. I saw the film four times when it came out and have seen it numerous times since on DVD.

We now had a hero who didn’t conform to the cultural norm and for a while every boy at school wanted to be Bruce and wanted to learn how to fight. I can’t recall any other film of my generation having such an incredible impact. I was completely absorbed by Bruce, had posters on my bedroom wall, subscribed to magazines, collected cards and read what ever I could find. My favorite book was “Bruce Lee King of Kung Fu” by Felix Dennis, a biography which I still have a copy of to this day.

For me though Bruce wasn’t just a screen hero. His real life fascinated me just as much. He was born in San Francisco, ironically in the Chinese year of the dragon but raised in Hong Kong from the age of 3 months.  He was bullied as a small boy, didn’t like the experience and wanted to do something about it. He was taken in hand and saved from a wayward life. He learnt not one martial art form but studied them all to the point where he created his own form, a collective mix which he called, Jeet Kune Do. Not content to be good he wanted to be the best and that is what he became. He moved to America, married an American and became a teacher of his art to many including James Coburn and Steve McQueen.  His party trick was to pick on the largest guy he could find and floor him with a one inch punch!

Sadly his life was cut short at the age of 32, the result it is alleged of a fatal reaction to taking an aspirin tablet. James Coburn was one of his pull bearers. He was buried in Hong Kong and his funeral parade was witnessed by thousands who lined the streets.

At the time of his death he was filming his fifth film called “Game of Death”. The fight sequences had been completed and Hollywood was eventually able to bring the film to the big screen. An OK film but not a patch on “Enter the Dragon”.

From a modelling perspective there are a few which are clearly based on Bruce Lee. As things currently stand my favorite is a Reaper figure.  I thought I’d get it done for this post.  I thought the mirror added a nice “Enter The Dragon” touch but with hindsight I should have taken photos before I added it.  Bloody difficult taking photos with mirrors in!  I need to take some better ones, these were done in a bit of a rush for this post so I might up date them in due course.

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This week TIM has been listening to …

The Beatles and “Hey Jude”.  This video is of the fab four and their live performance on the David Frost show.  I remember seeing it live on TV with my brother.  Not sure either of us appreciated what an iconic performance this was at the time.  With 124,438,271 hits on YouTube at the time I was watching it’s obvious their popularity has not waned any.  Then again it could have been just my brother watching it over and over and …

I have also been listening to The Hollies and “A Long Cool Women in a Black Dress”.  Now I’m no Hollies fan, if anything they were one of my least favourite bands back in the day but I do like this track.  Made all the better with the lyrics to follow.

This week TIM has been watching…

Terminator.  It’s been a while since I watched the original film and I’d forgotten how dark it was.  Arnie only had to be himself which made the film all the more realistic!

Classic lines – “Fuck you, asshole” and “I’ll be back” spring to mind.

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Until next time.

TIM

 

28mm Reaper Dark Heaven Legends Mini – Wizard Domur High Mage

Work continues nicely on my WW2 Diorama – Operation Overlord but as anticipated there is significant down time as I wait to for things to dry before I can continue to the next stage.  This down time, which will be ongoing during the build, will enable me to complete some outstanding figures starting with the remaining Reaper figures that I have.  I think I have two to do after this one, although do have plans to buy more!

According to the Reaper site:

“This Reaper 25th Anniversary metal miniature is entitled Domur, High Mage. A special edition miniature, Domur, High Mage was released February 2017 and is a bearded wizard holding a spellbook”.

The Reaper site also said:

“Reaper 25th Anniversary miniatures are one offs, when they are sold out you’ll not get your hands on them again”.

So I bought one, painted it, based it and here it is!  I rather like the faces which appear in the green magic floating out from the book.

The book, table and candles were scratch built and I used a Greenstuff World rolling pin to produce the cobbled floor.  The table was made from a rustic piece of wood found in the garden for the leg and a button from She Who Must Be Obeyed’s sewing box for the table.  The book was just folded pieces of paper with a little bit of freehand script.  The candles were made using small cut off pieces of paint brush plastic tube protectors stuck to a circle of card made using a hole punch.  Twisted wire was then pushed through the circle of card and up through the plastic tube to create the wick and then the tube was filled with filler and left to dry before painting.

Photos below.

 

TIM

 

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The News at TIM – Mid Week Musings (No: 29)

Welcome to this week’s Musings!

This post is dedicated to my dad who today turns 92.  Not that he’ll read this of course and I won’t show him it either.  It’s hard enough dealing with all his bloody questions on how to use the mobile phone we bought him.  Anyway, happy birthday dad and see you for lunch in a few hours time.

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TIM’s off to the Cinema!

Not the most riveting news I grant you but I thought some of you might be interest in what I am off to see.  Peter Jackson, the director chap behind The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit films has made a WW1 documentary called “They Shall Not Grow Old”.  He has trawled the national archives and heaps of black and white film and produced a film documentary using original footage.  To quote from the link below – They Shall Not Grow Old utilizes cutting-edge technology to colorize historical footage and photos from WWI in 3D for the first time”.

You can see a trailer for it by accessing the link below.

https://screenrant.com/peter-jackson-wwi-documentary-shall-not-grow-old-trailer/

The film is being shown simultaneously at various cinemas in the UK on Tuesday 16th October, I’m off to see it at Plymouth.  I suspect it will come out on DVD at some point in the future.

I wasn’t aware of this event until my friend John brought it to my attention and as one good deed deserves another I thought I’d make you folks aware in case some of you wanted to see it.

I’ll let you know what I thought of it in a future “Musing”.

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The Battle of the Sexes

Not sure this article has anything to do with modelling specifically beyond the tenuous link of using the word “battle” in the title but I felt obliged to share with my mainly male audience the fact that the war being waged between the sexes is being won by the women.  The following (true story?) highlights how weak men have become and how ruthless women have.

You’ve been warned.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.  After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists; two men and a women.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.  “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.  Kill her”.

The man said, ” You can’t be serious.  I could never shoot my wife”.  The agent said, “Then you are not the right man for the job.  Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions.  He took the gun and went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”  The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes, so take your wife and go home”.

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.  She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.  After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the women, wiping sweat from her brow.  “The gun was loaded with blanks”, she said.  “I had to kill him with the chair.”

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Sorry, I only speak English 

It occurred to me the other day that as a non gamer half the time I haven’t got a clue what many of you are talking about.  There is a language out that there that many of you guys (and girls) speak that simply goes over my head.  Some of the terminology I did know and some I’ve picked up on thanks to Google but most of it continues to remain a mystery.

I guess the obvious question therefore is why am I bothering to follow many of the sites that I do?  Well the best I can offer is I can’t speak french but I do like french wine and cheese.  In other words I might not have a clue when it comes to some of the gaming words and phrases you use but it doesn’t prevent me from admiring the quality of the figures and boards that you put together.  Hopefully over time I’ll learn more, not withstanding my “old git” status.

In the meanwhile please feel free to adopt my approach when visiting abroad.  Just shout louder and louder in English until the person you are speaking to understands.

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A Domestic Top Tip

A little trick I picked up while She Who Must Be obeyed was away that I felt I should share.

Are you tired of boiling water for pasta?  You are?  Then why not boil a few gallons of hot water up at the beginning of the week and freeze the rest for later!

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This week TIM has been listening to …

Tina Turner.

I like a good few female singers but right now I cannot think of a better performer than her.  I believe this concert took place in 2000 and the whole event is available to listen and view on YouTube.  This track, Proud Mary, is one of my favorites.  It has a slow start but if it’s too slow for you then fast forward to about the 4 minute mark.  Personally I’d crank the volume right up.

The dancer on the right is Claire Turton.  Sadly we’ve never met otherwise I’m sure we would be an item by now.  She’s so hot she could melt my asbestos pants.

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This week TIM has been watching…

Bugger all, I’ve been to busy.  But next week …

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Until next time.

TIM

 

 

 

Operation Overlord – A 28mm WW2 Diorama (Part 1 – Building No: 1)

Introduction

The Plymouth Model Club has chosen D-Day as the theme for next years show, an exhibition to mark the 75th anniversary of the invasion landings.  All the club members have plans to produce something and for my part I thought I would, in addition to a few other models that I will produce, make a sizeable diorama.  If I manage to pull it off then it will be the biggest diorama I will have done.  Not necessarily the most complicated but certainly the biggest.

It will also be time-consuming to produce so this will most likely be the first of a number of posts on this project.  I will post regular updates but for my sanity as well as yours I expect I will work on a few other things in parallel and vary my future posts accordingly.

So what do I have in mind to put together?

The concept is a simple one and one which may well evolve a little as I begin to make progress.  The plan is to have three, possibly four, buildings representing a small street scene with troops from the 101st US Paratroop making their way carefully along the road.  Dimensions and aesthetics will play a part in the final design.  Written down I can’t believe how shit this concept sounds but the image in my head is much better so at this stage you’re just going to have to trust me!  The devil will be in the detail as I hope you will come to see.

Key to the diorama will be the buildings.  Initially I thought I would do my own completely from scratch but windows in particular are a nightmare.  I then decided to buy a kit from Charlie Foxtrot, ironically a company I discovered at this year’s Plymouth show where Colin, the owner had a display.  If I like the end result then I will purchase the remaining buildings from him too.

So let’s get this series underway starting with the first building.

The Kit – Ruined House No: 2 by Charlie Foxtrot Models

Below is a picture of the actual kit as it appears on the website.  It’s probably easier to look at the pictures of how it is designed to look than for me to tell you, particularly as I have plans to make a number of changes.

 

The link below will take you to this kit on the website and to the online shop if it’s of interest to you.

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Looking at the kit you may well be asking yourself why would I want to make changes to what is essentially a highly detailed kit?  There are two main reasons.  Firstly the kit is made of MDF which is a great material for accurate laser cutting and etching but the finish is flat and characterless.  Secondly, whilst the kit is probably ideal for war gaming in that it neatly comes apart it is not detailed enough when it comes to being a feature of a diorama (well not for me at least).  This will probably become clearer as the construction of this kit gets underway.

I mentioned earlier that my plan is to have at least three buildings.  This is the first of the them and I expect it will prove to be the most challenging, mainly because it will require internal changes and enhancements in addition to an external makeover.  I’ll explain why as the build progresses.

Time for a couple of photos.

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The first picture shows an image of the kit unopened in its bag.  The second and third show all the bits neatly laid out as I try to work out how the hell it all goes together.  A single A4 sheet of instructions is provided and to my surprise it did prove to be sufficient coupled with a bit of common sense and a few references to the online images on the Charlie Foxtrot website.

The model when assembled is meant to consist of three parts.  The ground floor, the first floor and the roof.  Because it is a war gaming building it is also meant to come apart rather than to be assembled as a solid single construction which is what I will be doing with it.  My first consideration therefore was to determine if it would be possible to see inside the ground floor.  If it was then I would need to make changes at this point as access to this area would not be possible once the first floor was added.

I decided it would be possible to see a little bit inside through the windows and through the hole in the ceiling as you look down from the first floor but I couldn’t be sure just how much.  I therefore concluded that some internal fitting out was necessary, just to be on the safe side at least.

The first thing I decided to do was wallpaper the internal walls.  On a “Dolls House” website I found some free wallpaper downloads.  I chose a small print for scale purposes and printed a couple of sheets on to photographic paper.  Photographic paper being thicker would glue better to the walls and would not make the inks run.  Each wall was “papered”and the floor too was covered with a wooden floor board print which I also found on the same website.  Normally I would use coffee stirrer’s for a wooden floor but didn’t think that was necessary on this occasion given how much would be seen.

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The next step was to glaze the windows using clear hard plastic.  Pieces were cut and stuck to the inside of the walls.  The windows would go in later after they were painted.  Completing the glazing at this stage would also stop the windows from falling into the building when assembled when it would be harder to get them out if that happened.  I also made one of the windows with “broken glass” by simply cutting the clear plastic accordingly.  Using some paper painted with acrylic paint I also made curtain for the windows which would be visible from the outside looking in.

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A similar problem to the windows existed with the front and back doors so to prevent them from falling in when it was time to fix them in place I glued matches to the top and bottom of both the door openings.  When the first floor is in place there is a hole in the floor which looks down and into the ground floor.  Now was the time to put debris in place so ground plaster board along with a few scale brick and pieces of timber were added.  At this stage the modified ground was complete and duly assembled.

The next step was to direct my attention to the first floor.

The first floor is divided into two rooms, one of which represents the damaged end of the house where the roof above the floor has been blown up.  Now the first thing I noticed with the kit design was that you could look into both these areas.  In itself this would not have been a problem except for the fact that the kit has no internal staircase.  This bugged me and so the only way I could see to get around the problem was to put a ceiling above the undamaged room (if anyone asks the staircase is on that side of the house!).

The ceiling was made using wooden coffee stirrer’s stuck to a piece of MDF which was cut to size.  The ceiling piece had to be inserted rather than simply laid on top as this would have thrown out the fit of the roof at the next stage.  For support coffee stirrer battens were positioned at the top of each of the four wall sides.  Having created a ceiling for one half of the first floor it was appropriate to make a damaged one for the other side too.  The first floor was also wall papered and glazed in the same way as the ground floor.

 

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The sharp eyed among you might notice that I have Peter Gabriel on in the back ground!

The next stage was to look more closely at the roof assembly.  The only thing which really needed to be addressed was the tiling.  I don’t like flat roofs and do not have the skill to produce 3D style painting so there was nothing to do but cut out several hundred cardboard tiles and glue them row after row to the MDF.  I’ve done this several times in the past and my method is tried and tested.  With suitable music or a DVD on it doesn’t take that long to achieve.  To make the tiles I used my Greenstuff World tile punch and cardboard from a cornflake box.  I find it is best to use cardboard where one side has a gloss finish.  The gloss finished side should be facing out when the tile is stuck down.  This is better for painting.  The other way around and the cardboard turns to mush if you aren’t careful.

Finally the two wall ends of the roof were rendered on the inside using ground plaster board on PVA glue.

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Following a little painting of areas which would prove difficult to paint if not done now the three components of the kit were ready for assembly.  The assembly itself was very straight forward, testimony of the quality of the kit.

The next job was to glue the windows, which had now been painted, into place.  This was then followed by adding some initial bits of debris to the first floor and then rendering the outside walls.  The rendering was done over several days as each side was allowed to thoroughly dry before moving on to the next external wall.  Diluted PVA was used on the outside walls before chinchilla dust (yes, chinchilla dust!) was applied to the outside.

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The damaged wall kit pieces came with small MDF brick sections which could be stuck on.  As with the roof tiles the brick looks very flat so I simply decided to go with ground plaster board to provide a rough cast finish to the top edges of the exposed MDF.

Once it was all dry I painted the render with some Dulux Emulsion paint and used Burn Umber oil paint heavily diluted with white spirit to provide some initial weathering to the walls.

The completed model to date is shown below.  It is not finished.  The render needs to be weathered further, the window shutters need to be fixed in place and so do the doors.  At this stage I’ve yet to decide which windows will have open or closed shutters and the same goes for the doors.  These are things I will look at more closely when I make further progress on the rest of the diorama.  Scattered debris of brick, tiles, wood and broken glass will be added to the inside and outside at a future assembly stage but for now I have done as much as I can do on this one.

The next step is to order the remaining buildings for the diorama having decided I like Charlie Foxtrot’s kits.  While I’m waiting for them to come I can divert my attention to the October challenge!

Images of the current state of play below.  It doesn’t look very impressive at the moment but there is a long way to go!

TIM

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The News at TIM – Mid Week Musings (No: 28)

We’ll come to this week’s Musings!

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Am I a Gamer?

I’ve mentioned on several occasions that I am not a war gamer.  I love the figures and enjoy painting them and putting them into little scenes but I do not play.  Or so I thought.

If asked to share my thoughts on gaming I would describe it thus.

A game whereby two people try to outwit one another using stealth, strategy and tactics in order to achieve a winning position.  To this end the players must prepare well by planning their actions and using everything at their disposal to out wit the other.  The greater their understanding of how the opposition thinks and acts will increase their odds of winning significantly whilst at the same time they must endeavor to be unpredictable at all costs.  They must be brave but not reckless.   They must be cunning but not stupid.  The must be confident not arrogant.

As I say, I’m not a gamer.  But then I realized I was.  In fact I’ve been playing this game for more than 36 years.

It’s called “Marriage”!

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No Longer Home Alone – The Final Update

She Who Must Be Obeyed is home, she returned on Saturday and I can report that she missed me!  Just how she managed to do so given the size of the object she launched in my direction however is a mystery.  The women possesses the traits of a cat in so much as she could smell a rat.

To be fair my cunning plan would have worked had it not been for the fact that I had overlooked one key factor.  SWMBO  is far more cunning than I am.  After 36 years of playing our own war game she knows me far better than I know her.

I should have picked up on her opening remark when she said “We’ll the house is still standing and the kids are still alive so I guess we can say you coped while I was away”.  To which I replied “I did more than that!  I fed the dog, got all the washing done, cleaned, made the bed and did some shopping.  I haven’t stopped!”.

Anticipating praise for my actions I was then informed – “I told Jenny (our daughter) to do the washing, cleaning and, if appropriate the cooking, although I’m surprised you didn’t go to the pub more often, I told Robert to expect you most evenings”.

What the fffff……k!!

The penny dropped.  I’d been completely out maneuvered not just by SWMBO but by my bloody daughter too!  The bar had been set so low I could have done nothing and not failed.  As it was that’s not to far from what I actually did but knowing that she knew how I would operate in her absence was a scary revelation.  Even I didn’t know how I would cope!

We did at least venture to the Blacksmiths as I’d planned and had an enjoyable meal and a few drinks.  Then, following her near three week absence, an early night was in order!

I wont bore you with the sordid details, I’ll just say I managed to finish my book!

Now, at last, I can openly get on with my modelling!

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This week TIM has been listening to …

The Rolling Stones, Dire Straits and ELO.  Now if there is one thing I do like it’s a brilliant musical introduction.  Preferably one which starts slow and then builds up into something powerful.  That’s the common theme with the three links below.  If you care to listen then may I make one suggestion, turn the volume knob up as high as it will go for maximum pleasure.  These should be listed to VERY LOUD.

First up is a link to The Rolling Stones and “Gimme Shelter”.  There are loads of versions of this track but I’ve gone for the official promo version.  Keith Richards is awesome but how the guy is still alive is one of life’s many mysteries!  As someone said, one thing is for sure he can’t be killed with conventional weapons.

Some of you will recognize the intro, it’s been featured in numerous films over the years.

Next we have Dire Straits and “Money for Nothing”.  One of the best intros ever in my opinion and some of you will recognize it from the opening sequence in the film Kingsman.

Finally for this week we have The Electric Light Orchestra and their version of “Roll Over Beethoven”.  The classical start followed by electric guitar is inspired and one of my all time favorites.

Enjoy and don’t forget to turn the volume up.  You might do better to put your paint brush down for a few minutes too!

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This week TIM has been watching…

The Godfather trilogy.

The Godfather, based on the book by Mario Puzo was released in 1972.  A period piece which stands the test of time.  It’s as compelling now as it was back then.  The book told the story of The Godfather 1 and 2 but in the order of the Don’s life from his childhood in Italy to his move to the US and finally to his death and empire transfer to son Michael.  I assume the film didn’t follow the same route due to the length of it, thus following the success of the first film with an equally excellent sequel and the flash backs to the early days of the young Don.  The BBC did broadcast an edited version of both films a long time ago which followed the sequential route that the book did.  It was done over a couple of evenings and was awesome but as far as I know that version is not available to buy.  Pity.

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Until next time.

TIM